hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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