Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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