This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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