Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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