how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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