oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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