Sponge bath it is.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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