just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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