And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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