Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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