all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Randomize
