i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
