Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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