Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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