I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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