This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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