But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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