it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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