Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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