my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
