have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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