There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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