This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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