So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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