i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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