Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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