she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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