remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she smelled like a LAN party
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Terrible idea I love it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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