i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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