I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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