Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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