I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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