I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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