You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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