he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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