Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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