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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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