White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
