Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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