Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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