i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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