Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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