Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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