so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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