Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Still dying that you shit outside
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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