It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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