You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My bed smells like the plague
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