I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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