I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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