If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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