I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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