I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You're a waste of cheezeits
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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