Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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