There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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