They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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