Porn is love you can see.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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