who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
sex in a hospital.. check
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You don't make any sense
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