Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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