I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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