I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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